Things That Drive Me Crazy

This is a curated list of things that frustrate or annoy me in design, technology, and daily life. It’s meant to be constructive criticism, not just negativity.

Food

Green beans
Boiled onions
Celery
Capers
Herring
Hematogen bars
Eggplant spread
Aspic (meat jelly)
Chocolatey things: pastries, cakes, and ice cream

Drinks

Instant coffee
Beer
Tequila
Sweet, semi-sweet, and white wine
Pepsi
Any vegetable juice
Sweet kefir

Daily Life

When people wrap the TV remote in plastic
When dishes are towel-dried after washing
When brooms are soaked in the toilet
Brushing teeth with soap
Leaving the toothpaste uncapped
When someone gets annoyed by the position of the toilet seat
Walking down the street drinking beer
Pants with buttons instead of a zipper

Culture

Disco
Country music
Televised stage plays
Karaoke
When popcorn is almost gone but ads before the movie still go on
Nightclubs
Dance floors
Formal banquets
Receptions
Buffets
Launch parties

Metaphysical

Feng Shui
Occultism
Astrology
Anything that starts with “para-”

City

Air conditioners sticking out of building facades
Plastic-frame double-glazed windows

Superlatives

The word “elite”
The word “exclusive”
The word “VIP”

On Women

Lipstick
Powder
Blush
Mini-skirts

Internet

When a link opens a new window without asking
When a banner leads somewhere completely unrelated
Chats
WhatsApp
Forums
SEO people and optimization specialists
“Back to top” links on websites
Pop-ups, with or without ads
Animated GIFs
Flash clips where something just moves around endlessly

Computers

When people don’t use the numeric keypad
When a file made last year won’t open, and you can’t even Undo
Loud fan noise

Emails

Email “letters” on fake stationery with images
Replies quoting the entire message, not just the relevant part
Reply chains that keep the mailing list footer

Mobile Phones

Any ringtone you can actually hear (especially polyphonic ones)

Sounds

People chewing loudly on the phone
Alarm clocks that simulate birds or ocean waves
Microwave beeping more than once
Keyboard click sounds turned on

General

Using brand name instead of product name
Android devices

List is incomplete, continuously updated.

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