Things That Drive Me Crazy

This is a curated list of things that frustrate or annoy me in design, technology, and daily life. It's meant to be constructive criticism, not just negativity.

  • Green beans
  • Boiled onions
  • Celery
  • Capers
  • Herring
  • Hematogen bars
  • Eggplant spread
  • Aspic (meat jelly)
  • Chocolatey things: pastries, cakes, and ice cream
  • Instant coffee
  • Beer
  • Tequila
  • Sweet, semi-sweet, and white wine
  • Pepsi
  • Any vegetable juice
  • Sweet kefir
  • When people wrap the TV remote in plastic
  • When dishes are towel-dried after washing
  • When brooms are soaked in the toilet
  • Brushing teeth with soap
  • Leaving the toothpaste uncapped
  • When someone gets annoyed by the position of the toilet seat
  • Walking down the street drinking beer
  • Pants with buttons instead of a zipper
  • Disco
  • Country music
  • Televised stage plays
  • Karaoke
  • When popcorn is almost gone but ads before the movie still go on
  • Nightclubs
  • Dance floors
  • Formal banquets
  • Receptions
  • Buffets
  • Launch parties
  • Feng Shui
  • Occultism
  • Astrology
  • Anything that starts with "para-"
  • Air conditioners sticking out of building facades
  • Plastic-frame double-glazed windows
  • The word "elite"
  • The word "exclusive"
  • The word "VIP"
  • Lipstick
  • Powder
  • Blush
  • Mini-skirts
  • When a link opens a new window without asking
  • When a banner leads somewhere completely unrelated
  • Chats
  • WhatsApp
  • SEO people and optimization specialists
  • "Back to top" links on websites
  • Pop-ups, with or without ads
  • Animated GIFs
  • Flash clips where something just moves around endlessly
  • When people don't use the numeric keypad
  • When a file made last year won't open, and you can't even Undo
  • Loud fan noise
  • Email "letters" on fake stationery with images
  • Replies quoting the entire message, not just the relevant part
  • Reply chains that keep the mailing list footer
  • Any ringtone you can actually hear (especially polyphonic ones)
  • People chewing loudly on the phone
  • Alarm clocks that simulate birds or ocean waves
  • Microwave beeping more than once
  • Keyboard click sounds turned on
  • Using brand name instead of product name
  • Android devices

List is incomplete, continuously updated.